We Forgot the Taste of Bread – A German Tragedy T-Shirt
Description
Are you a German traveler who’s ventured into the U.S. only to be met with the tragic reality of American bread? This meme-inspired t-shirt perfectly captures your struggle! Featuring the iconic Lord of the Rings scene with Gollum lamenting his fate, this design hilariously illustrates what it feels like to go a week without real bread.
Soft, stylish, and guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe some sympathetic nods from fellow Europeans), this shirt is perfect for anyone who knows the true meaning of good bread. Wear it with pride—or despair.
Features:
✔️ Premium-quality cotton blend for ultimate comfort
✔️ High-quality print that won’t fade (unlike your memories of crusty German bread)
✔️ Unisex fit – perfect for bread-lovers and meme enthusiasts alike
✔️ A must-have for travelers, expats, and anyone who’s survived the great American bread crisis
Perfect For:
🥖 German expats & travelers missing their daily dose of Brotkultur
😂 Meme lovers who appreciate absurd humor
🎁 A hilarious gift for anyone who has ever complained about American bread
🚀 Order now and embrace the struggle in style!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |